For the second contest over at ~ hella-toes, the fan club for L from Death Note. This one asks us what L's second job is - after all, the guy owns a customized office building: that money's gotta come from somewhere, right? Took me about three second to come up with this - obviously L moonlights as a certain mysterious Chinese petshop proprieter. I mean, come on! Let's look at the evidence:

1) They share a love for sweet things bordering on the fanatic.
2) That whole one-letter-name thing.
3) They both have an unexpected talent for the martial arts.
4) Their origins are both shrouded in mystery.
5) They both have a refreshing lack of ethics when it comes to achieving the ends they want.
6) They both mete out justice-with-a-capital-J outside of the bounds of the law.

And last but not least, tell me -- have you ever seen L and D at the same time?? I didn't think so! Just run a brush through L's hair, slap some concealer on to hide the bags under his eyes, pop him in an embroidered tunic, and there ya go: Count D.

So ... now that we've figured it out, what's next? Well ... LEON/RAITO BITCHFIGHT!! Care for some popcorn while we watch?

Done in ComicWorks.